Songtext: "The Huge-Breasted Cowgirl"

The huge-breasted cowgirl was too big to ride
She just had her job because of her pretty sight
She made all the men turn their big heads
She made all the cowboys throw away their hats

                  There was just one thing she never has done
                  Ridin' a horse for a run

The huge-breasted cowgirl was a heavyweight
But all of the cowboys wanted to date
Because of her boobs, they were so big
Too big for two hands and one dick

                 There was just one thing she never has done
                  Ridin' a horse for a run

The huge-breasted cowgirl had a pretty smile
That made all the cowboys melt for a while
She may have been the girl of my life
But she was the old farmer's wife

                 There was just one thing she never has done
                  Ridin' a horse for a run

The huge-breasted cowgirl was too big to ride
She just had her job because of her pretty sight