Buffie über ihren Silikonbusen

"When I was a kid, I was your normal string-bean girl.  Then I
turned 12 and hormones did their magic, padding my bony ass
and building legs around my knobby knees... Time wore on
and I just kept gettin bigger (everywhere but my chest, anyway,
sheesh!). So eventually, I was a bona fide BBW.  Only problem
was, I had no extra boobs to speak of.  It's tough to be Lynda
Carter, Candye Kane or Barbie without boobs... Which was a
problem because my aspiration in life was to be Wonder Woman,
Zaftig, Blues Singer, Sexy Blonde with a kickass wardrobe, dream
house, pink Corvette and giant bubble boobs.  Now I have almost
all that junk!" (Buffie)