"My dad thought it would be a great idea to buy
one of those old fashioned push mowers for me,
the kind that don't need anything you just push.
He said it would be a great way for me to get
some exercise and be productive at the same
time. He must be delusional because I'm clearly
a fat princess and this is below me, not to
mention the fact that I do not need exercise.
I get enough of that walking to and from the
fridge." ("Big Booty Beauty XXL" Jaye)
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